I'm Not Short I'm Leprechaun Size Sweatshirt — St. Patrick's Day Funny Crewneck

Soft, slightly oversized comfort with a wink of Irish charm. This crewneck settles in like an old friend: warm, gently weighted, and ready for cozy nights or festive mornings. The playful “I’m not short I’m leprechaun size” lettering sits bold on the chest, framed by tiny shamrocks for a lighthearted, spirited look. Wear it for relaxed pub nights, casual parades, or coffee runs when you want to keep things easy and fun. The breathable cotton-poly blend holds its shape, while ribbed collar and cuffs keep the silhouette tidy through repeat wear. It’s a sweatshirt that feels lived-in from the first pull-on — soft, sturdy, and cheerful.

Product features

- Embroidered options: choose left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrist placements

- Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and longevity

- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability

- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance

- Adult sizing, ethically made in Nicaragua with safety compliance for flammability and restricted substances

-RETURNS- No returns except for defects.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean